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[greenzone]

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[greenzone]

so ur actual KEN ken

[blondfragility]

yeah im beach ken technically

[greenzone]

[It's such a good thing he can't see her face right now.]

what makes u beach ken ?

[blondfragility]

mattel mostly

[greenzone]

[A startled laugh on her end.]

ok fair

yeah i can ask for a barbie for you

checklist we got:
- stereotypical blonde barbie
- bunch of pretty pink clothes
- car

ne thing else?

[blondfragility]

no thats perfect
she will be almost like the real one

[greenzone]

im on it big guy

[blondfragility]

thx it rly means a lot

[greenzone]

ur welcome 😎

[blondfragility]

i bet shes gonna look rly pretty

[greenzone]

[ She's suddenly struggling not to swear and has to rewrite a couple of things because he's LITERALLY A KEN DOLL. It seems wrong. ]

so whats barbieland even like ??

[blondfragility]

its always sunny and nice out
and theres a BEACH
the walls in my cabin look like what you see when you look out of the dreamhouses if u ever wanna come by 2 c it

[greenzone]

Maybe when I come drop off your new Barbie and stuff.